Kitty of the Month

THE BACHELORS OF FOUNTAIN HILLS.

We are F.I.V. POSITIVE….but that’s NOT a NEGATIVE.

This month we are featuring the first of three bachelors.

BACHELOR #1: Hobbs

Hobbs hails from London; or so he says. He’s been practicing his fake British accent daily, figuring it might get him some overdue attention. Best friends with the Queens Corgi. He has a cane for absolutely no reason; says it makes him look distinguished. When he’s ready for bed he’ll tell you good night good friends “I’m knackered and I’m going up the stairs to Bedfordshire.” Where’s that?

Of course he totally over-uses words like brilliant. Likes a full English breakfast every morning with eggs, bacon, bangers, beans and Tuh-MAH-toh.

GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Sneaking into HAMILTON by posing as Hamilton’s long lost cat.

GREATEST REGRET: Being born in the wrong decade. Secretly wishes he was Benedict Cumberbatch’s son. Not receiving an invitation to the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Megan Markle.

A BIT ABOUT ME: Stately gent with impeccable manners. I hope that you know which side of the plate the water goes on. I will be devoted to you, but will not pick up your laundry. I will only lay on it if it’s just out of the dryer. I don’t make beds anymore, but love to play under the covers!

GUILTY PLEASURE: Binge watching episodes of Downton Abbey and The Great British Baking Show.

WHAT MY FRIENDS SAY ABOUT ME: Potential new friends can expect to be greeted with a smile and a display of his smashing tail, he is quite dishy. He spent most of his life as the upstairs butler and will be as polite as pie to impress your friends. He’s obviously lived with his mother for many years, because he pines for her daily. But don’t get your knickers in a twist, he’s ready to commit to the right person. His last girl was “just a slice short of a loaf ” now he’s looking for intelligence, sincerity, and tea promptly at 3. Don’t forget the scones! Hobbs is a tall gent with a lovely grey coat he cleans meticulously, just like cashmere of course. Likes to be where the action is and loves to socialize. Prefers a good comfy chair to sit on while pondering his environment. Enjoys a good round of Laser tag. Gets along well with all his friends. Hobbs is looking for a proper home and a companion who is happy to let him greet your guests at the door with a fine Cheerio!

 

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